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2006-04-20T19:30:00.000-07:00

Last Post

This will be my last post on this blog. I am changing my activity on blogger to stricktly movie reviews. You can find them at http://michaelsmoviemadness.blogspot.com/
Enjoy!
Michael

2006-04-15T11:04:00.000-07:00

The Flying Car - A Short Film By Kevin Smith

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2006-04-03T12:15:00.000-07:00

2006-02-22T19:42:00.000-08:00

Date Movie

Date Movie is one of the worst movies I've seen in a LONG time. It was absolutly terrible. The jokes were flat 90% of the time and unnecisarily gross. The Kill Bill spoof was pretty funny and Sophie Monk and Carmen Electra were effective eye candy, but pretty much everything else was just god awfull. There was no plot. Only attempts of spoofs of 'Date Movies' (though some of them wern't really date movies: Kill Bill, King Kong, Napoleon Dynamite etc.). Wheather you're watching Alyson Hannigan pop a disgusting zit or watching Eddie Griffin gag on a sweaty chest hair ball, you'll be nearly puking and certainly not laughing. Maybe they needed the other four writers from Scary Movie, because the writing was that of an immature rodent. This movie blows. I'd rather sit at home and watch the paint peel of my balls...er I mean the um...walls.

1 of 5 Stars (And I'm being generous)

2006-02-15T17:41:00.000-08:00

2006-02-11T21:08:00.000-08:00

This is a Movie that Me, Josh & Jacob made.

2006-01-14T21:00:00.000-08:00

That Fuckin' Sucked Pats Lost to the Fuckin' Broncos! Tom Brady's first playoff loss ever. EVER. FUCKIN' EVER. That game was pitiful. Fumbles. Interceptions. We had so many opertunities to win. We SO should have won that game. Goddmnit this sux.

2005-12-31T09:04:00.000-08:00

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2005-12-28T20:09:00.000-08:00

The Producers
The Producers is not like any other movie you'll see in this day in age. It's (gasp) a musical! Yes, it's a musical with full dance numbers. And it's great. It's refreshing to see something new even though, it is (sigh) another remake. It is so outrageous that can't not be written by Mel Brooks. I mean really "Springtime for Hitler"! Wow, genius. The story is about a Brodway producer Max Bialystock (sp?)(Nathan Lane) and his accountant Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick). They find out that in theory one could make more money putting on a flop than a hit. So they go on a mission to find the worst play, the worst director,and the worst actors to put on the worst Brodway performance of all time. They stumble accross a play called 'Springtime for Hitler' and the hilarity ensues. And the addition of Will Ferrell as the leiderhosen clad former Nazi playwriter Franz Liebkind just makes it all that funnier. The acting is extreamly over the top but then again it is that way in all most musicals. I highly enjoyed it though. Most of the humor is slapstick but it's pretty witty too. It also features 'Beautiful Girls Wearing Nothing But Pearls' and Uma Thurman in a scantly clad dress (see above). That all adds to the final result which is.
4 to 4 & 1/2 of 5 Stars

2005-12-25T18:14:00.000-08:00

Today for X-Mas I got a iHome stereo system for my iPod. It is fuckin kick ass. If u have an iPod u should definitely get one. I also got a shit load of DVD's including Family Guy vol. 2, a few PS2 games, and some other shit. Good Christmas. Hope urs was good. Or good Chanukah if ur Jewish. I'm out...

2005-12-24T18:03:00.000-08:00

Yesterday my brother-in-law, Senior Airman Matthew Medsger was transfered from Manis Airbase, Kyrgyzstan to Bagram Airbase in Bagram Afghanistan. This sucks because Matt won't have as much time to call and he'll be on alot of fly away missions to neighboring cities like the capital, Kabul. It's much more dangerous there than in Kyrgyzstan. Apparently there's alot more combat. He told me landmines explode all over the place and shit blows up all the time. Only two months left out of six till he gets back. But this is making me, and my sister (duh) really nervous. I really hope he never gets deployed again. He made a holiday greeting video for my sister and it's out on the internet. It can be found HERE

2005-12-23T16:34:00.000-08:00

Johnney Fucking Damon
Johnny Damon is officially the biggest douche bag on this planet. The Red Sox offered him a 4 year $40 million contract (10 million per year). The Yankees offered him a 4 year $52 Million contract (13 million per year). Those 3 million per year he never would have noticed wasnt there if it was taken away. Oh, so now he can have gold plated toilet seats rather than the silver plated ones he would have been forced to have if he had signed with the Red Sox. You may say 'Michael, 3 million dollars per year is a ton of money'. Well not if ur making 10 addition million per year! Johnny Damon is an asshole, and this all goes to show that he was never truly part of the Red Sox. He was just playing for the money and that's all that matters to him.
p.s. Now that he's a Yankee, hes not allowed to have long or facial hair. Why? Cuz it's a rule in the yankee organization. It all adds to show how fucking gay the Yankees are. Say goodbye to the Jesus look and all of Damon for that matter.

2005-12-17T18:58:00.000-08:00

KING KONG
King Kong is not your average movie remake. Everything about this movie is incredible. I was absolutly blown away. The fight scene between Kong and the multible T-Rex's was the best fight scene I've seen since the Matrix. The special effects were amazing. Many kudos to Peter Jackson and the special effects crew . Much of Naomi Watts' acting was either screeming or looking bewildered, but she did it very well. Jack Black's presence alone brought humor to this action adventure. The scenes with Kong and Watts were emotionally compelling. The natives of the Island were really freeky. With the first little girl and Naomi Watts, it was like the Ring all over again. But for some reason the natives kinda disappeared after Watts was taken by Kong. The only part I would have changed was I would show how they got Kong on the ship and back to New York. But the scenes in New York that followed made me completely forget about that. The Empire State Building sequence was mind blowing. Extreamly Impressive. This is most likely the best movie I've seen this year. The eighth wonder of the world is truely wonderous. It was beauty that killed the beast....
***** five of five stars *****

2005-12-04T16:25:00.000-08:00

2005-11-27T18:50:00.000-08:00

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is a good movie. The acting is impressive giving that the actors who play students have never acted in anything before this series ever (few exeptions). It has a good mix of action and special effects and living life as a teenager. I was however disappionted on the quantity of content left out that was in the book: The Dursly's, Dobby, The Quidditch World Cup (they never actually showed the game), Karkarof's Fleeing at the end, Hagrid's Blast Ended Screwts, and probly many more things that I can't remeber. The maze sequence was a little messed up cuz they didn't have the 30 foot spider or any creatures or spells to test the contestants skills, they simply had the maze try to eat them or somthing, I dunno. The climatic grave yard scene wasn't exactly as I expected it, but still extreamly good, exciting, and suspensful. I'm glad they decided to go all out and make this installment PG-13 because if they hadn't, the grave yard scene would have been pretty crappy. I think they should have made it longer, or even into 2 parts to extend and add some scenes like with the Dursly's, the World Cup, and the Veritiserum scene with Crouch Jr./Moody. I saw it in IMAX which made it better than it probably was (big ass screen, and 12,000 watt surround sound system). If you're a die hard potter fan, you'll be a little dissapointed, but this is a very, very good movie. See it.
****1/2 of ***** 4 and 1/2 of Five Stars

2005-11-26T11:02:00.000-08:00

today my dad made me get up @ nine in the mother fucking morning to go to my old house which was just sold (see below), and we RAKED THE FUCKING LEEVES. We dont even fucking LIVE there anymore! They havnt moved in yet and they didnt ask us to do it. My dad was just like we gonna go rake the leeves and im like WTF!?! There goes 2 hours of my fucking life down the mother fucking toilet. Thanke alot, asshole.

2005-11-25T12:15:00.000-08:00

Well, I moved out of my Burlington house and now im in my temperary apartment. How long will I stay? could be a month, could be a year, could be more. I dont know. Its really until I found a new place in Lex to live. I'm gonna miss that house soooo much, in fact I allready do. So many good...and bad memories. But life must go on. Thats an inevitablility. Whether its for better or for worse, things will change and thats the beauty and uglyness of life.

2005-11-24T18:03:00.000-08:00

TURKEY DAY! (not as in the Turks from Turkey, fuck those Armenian slaughtering mutherfucking cock smokers.) anywhoo, today I stuffed my face first with ouderves, then w/ turkey, stuffing, rice, pecan rolls, sweet potatoes, etc, then with dessert, the best apple pie in the world, made by the best cook in the world (my Grandma), with Frech Vanella ice cream. Then I watched FOOTBALL!!! Food, Football, add a couple strippers, and id be in heaven :)

2005-11-19T21:24:00.000-08:00

last night i went to Suessical: the Musical @ the skool. it was actually better than i expected. really good music. but Antoine Cancre (he played the Cat in the Hat) just weirded the shit outta me. good though. well done.

2005-11-17T15:33:00.000-08:00

Mr. Wilkins, if ur reading this, id like to take the time to say....

I FUCKIN HATE YOU. U FUCKIN PUT EVERYONE DOWN THE DAY B 4 THE WEEKEND AND GIVE WAY 2 MUCH AND 2 HARD HOMEWORK. FUH Q MR. WILKINS. FUH Q

2005-11-16T14:56:00.000-08:00

The best site ever made; Big-Boys.com has officially changed their name to Break.com . Now when u tell ppl about it, they wont think ur conning them into going to a gay porn site. Yippy Skippy

2005-11-03T16:28:00.000-08:00

ok i got home from school. an hour and a half later it was dark. what. the. fuck. this bites balls.

2005-10-31T18:58:00.000-08:00

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! HOPE YOURS WAS EVIL!

2005-10-29T09:53:00.000-07:00

FUCK! ITS FUCKING SNOWING OUT ALREADY! ITS NOT EVEN FUCKIN NOVEMBER! I AM SOOOO FUCKIN PISSED! I NEED TO HURT SOMETHING....OR SOMEONE....

2005-10-26T16:49:00.000-07:00

The Boondock Saints
The Boondock Saints is a lesser known movie than most, but I have absoutley no idea why. This movie is incredible and one of my top five favorite movies of all time. It's a bit Tarantino-esque. It has really no big stars except for Willem Dafoe (Norman Ozbourne/ Green Goblin - Spider-Man). He isn't the main character though. Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus star as two highly religious Irish men who believe they're on a mission from God. They decide to track down all the low life's and mafia members and criminals in South Boston (Yeah, that's right. It's filmed in Boston), and fuckin shoot the shit outta them. An FBI agent (Dafoe) is on their trail. But he believes what they do is right. He has to make a decision on weather he wants kill them...or join them. David Della Rocco co-stars. You havn't heard of him because this is the only movie he has ever been in. Not sure why. He doesn't act like a rookie. He acts like a pro. It also co-stars Billy Connolly (Series of Unfortunate Events), and Ron Jeremy (yeah that's right, the porn star). Don't worry though. He doesnt fuck anyone(exept himself once, but it isnt that graphic). I love the quotes from this film. Some of my favorites are:
Rocco: (on the Italin Mafia if I remember correctly)"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
Rocco: "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"
Rocco: "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!" Connor: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "
Connor & Murphy: "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...
[they cock their guns]
: ...et spiritus sancti."
[blam]

***** outta *****
five outta five stars....easily
Trailer can be found HERE

2005-10-23T12:18:00.000-07:00

Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name?

2005-10-23T08:29:00.000-07:00

KAT...i'M A KITTY KAT

Click Here For the Kitty Cat Dance!

2005-10-22T20:08:00.000-07:00

Blue Man Group
Two Words: Fucking Awsome!
Earlier tonight, I went to Blue Man Group in Boston. It was with a club at my school called Fun With Friends (I kno, it sounds kinda gay, but it isn't). We got there early because we were ushers. We didn't get paid, but we didn't have to pay to see the show. We took the 'T' in, then walked a few blocks in the rain to get there.
It's kinda hard to discribe the Blue Man Group's performance. It was like a concert. But it was also fuckin' hillarious comedy. And stuff that is neither but makes u go, "Wow, that was fuckin' cool!". I suggest u go see this performance. I think the tickets are like 40 or 50 bucks but I don't really give a flying fuck cuz I got in free! So go see this show but be prepared there is some audience interaction. So go see it now. Now. What are you waiting for? Get the fuck outta here and go!

2005-10-14T19:07:00.000-07:00

SERENITY
Serenity is a movie based on a TV show that was cancelled after 7 episodes, so naturally, I wasn't expecting much. However, i was pleasantly suprised. The beginning cought my attention, the middle was a tiny bit tedious (that means boring for all u idiots reading this) but not too bad. But the ending sequence(s) were very thrilling. The film is actually quite funny, which I completely wasn't expecting. Including the captain saying via intercom to the entire crew, "We'll be experiencing some slight turbulance and then, uh...explode". I was LMAO. The plot is about a space captain and his crew. They transport people through space and this time, their passangers are a doctor and his telepathic and kinda mentally unstable sister. The bad guys are a group called the Allience (wow, never heard that one before), a goverment system that's outta control. Their leader kinda reminds me of a young Morpheus (from the Matrix).The reavers are also bad guys and they are cannibalistic humans who have gone completely fuckin crazy. The crew of the Serenity ship rebel against the bad guys. Guess what happens.

***1/2 outta *****
three and a half outta Five Stars

2005-10-13T16:46:00.000-07:00

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Thank u Charles that is fuckin awsome. If theres a site with that shit, u gotta hit me up.

2005-10-11T12:17:00.000-07:00

Now that the Yankees are out, I officailly don't care what happens for the rest of the postseason

2005-10-09T18:12:00.000-07:00

I just got an account on myspace.com. Here's My Link

2005-10-09T15:52:00.000-07:00

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction is the second film by Quintin Tarintino and probably the best. It follows two hitmen (left) (John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson) and their crime boss' wife (Uma Thurman). It follows two different stories within the movie. They eventually link though. This is one of the best movies ever made. My only regret, is that I hadn't seen it earlier, however I could have done without the gay rape scene...

***** 5 of 5 stars *****

2005-10-09T13:26:00.000-07:00

Patriots: 31 Falcons: 28

Now that is a football game. Todays game is a perfect example of a great football game. Included was a 55 yard TD catch by Bethel Johnson (left), and yet another game winning field goal by Adam Vinatieri. Tom Brady had 350 passing yards and 3 TD's. Daniel Graham scored a TD and had 119 yards including 45 on one vital play into the red zone. Bill Belichick, who was grumpy all game finally showed a smile! You might say that the Pats only won because Michael Vick was injured for Atlanta, but keep in mind the Pats were playing without Rodney Harrison, Teddy Bruschi, Richard Seymour, Matt Light, and more. It all goes to show how good a team the Patriots really are.

2005-10-07T19:57:00.000-07:00

Goddamnit. The sox swept the sox. 3 and out. This is pathetic. The Red Sox coulda shoulda woulda in so many situations. Bases loaded, no outs. The perfect situation for an offense, squanderd by poor hitting and good pitching by Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez. THIS. SUX. ASS.

2005-10-03T16:50:00.000-07:00

Red Sox join Yanks in playoffs
UGLY FINAL WEEK KEEPS INDIANS OUT

BOSTON - The champagne had a brief wait and a short trip after the New York Yankees clinched the American League East at Fenway Park. One day later, across the diamond, the Boston Red Sox joined their longtime rival in the playoffs.

``Both of these teams went through a lot this year,'' said Curt Schilling, who shut the Yankees down long enough for the Red Sox to win 10-1 on Sunday and grab the A.L. wild card. ``To be where we are says as much about the people as it does about the talent.''

Manny Ramirez hit a three-run home run and also threw out Derek Jeter from the outfield to put Boston in the playoffs for a franchise-record third year in a row. The Red Sox open Tuesday at Chicago, with Matt Clement facing Jose Contreras.

New York's loss meant it will start the postseason Tuesday in Anaheim rather than at home against the Los Angeles Angels.

Schilling (8-8) held the Yankees scoreless for five innings; by that time, the Cleveland Indians had already lost to the Chicago White Sox and assured Boston of the A.L.'s last playoff spot. The outfield message boards posted matching congratulations -- one for the Red Sox and one for the Yankees, who celebrated in Fenway Park's visitor's clubhouse Saturday after clinching the East.

``That's got to be a first, huh?'' Jeter said. ``Two teams playing each other, clinching in the same stadium.''

The Red Sox and Yankees each finished the year 95-67, though the Fenway scoreboard listed them alphabetically, with Boston ahead of New York. But the Yankees actually took the division title because they beat the Red Sox 10-9 in the season series.

-Mercury News Wire Services

2005-10-01T20:25:00.000-07:00

DEVIL IN THE KICHEN EMERGENCY EXIT MOONSHINE

Earlier tonight I went to a kick ass concert at my High School. There were three bands. The first one was called Emergency Exit. They were around my age. They were pretty much a Hard Rock/Metal Band. They were good, but a little amateurish(after all they're like 15). They did all their own songs. Next was a band called Moonshine. Their lead singer was a girl. She was pretty hott :) They were either juniors or seniors. They were very very good. They did all their own songs exept they did a cover of Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze. Then the main attraction came on. Devil in the Kitchen. They're a Metal/Folk band. I know it sounds weird, but it was awsome. They didn't sing, but their fiddle player was amazing. So was their bass, drums, and guitar. They're collage students who graduated LHS a year ot two ago. Thy're actually doing quite well. It was pretty crazy because there was a big mosh pit and I was right in the middle of it. My head still hearts from headbanging, and I have a constant ring in my ear. But it was wicked fun, so I really don't fuckin' care. During Devil in the Kitchen's performence, it was kinda like a club. It was dark, safe for flashing lights and everyone was dancing, and it was so jam packed that everyone was dacing right on top of eachother. Near the end, a bunch of people, including myself, went up on the stage and started dancing. Then during the very last song, we all ran aound in a big ass circle, pushing, and shoving. It was hard to stand up and a couple kids fell down and kinda got trampled. It was pretty wild, and very fun.

2005-09-26T18:26:00.000-07:00

Rodney Harrison:
Get Well Soon. No. Fuck That. Get Well Now!

2005-09-24T19:03:00.000-07:00

Gabe, Pierce, & Me

Damn, this must have been taken at least 6 or 7 years ago. In case u were wondering, Pierce is the one in the middle. We each got a signed life-sized poster of Paul "the Truth" Pierce. The whole thing was to get people into the AT&T store. It got people in, but im not sure many people were looking at the phones.........

2005-09-22T17:50:00.000-07:00

I'm Speachless

2005-09-21T12:44:00.000-07:00

Woo Hoo
YeeeeeHaaaaa!!!

2005-09-12T19:02:00.000-07:00

MATH IS THE DEVIL!

I WANT TO KILL IT!

2005-09-10T18:59:00.000-07:00

Team America: World Police
If you havn't seen Team America: World Police, u need to kill yourself (or go to the nearest video rental store and rent it). It is one of the most funny and hillariously pollitically incorrect movies of all time. It has an awsome soundtrack including the hillarious and soon to be classic America, Fuck Yeah! and Everyone's got Aids! And on top of it all, it's with puppets! If you liked the South Park movie, you'll love this. If you didn't like the South Park movie, you''ll still love this. The only people who won't love this movie are people who are easily offended or aren't even remotly familiar with politics or pop culture. If you're one of those people, you can go fornicate yourself with an iron stick, then choke on a cock and die. The greatest site ever, big-boys.com has provided internet users with a hillarious music video of America, Fuck Yeah! Be sure to book mark it because you'll want to watch it over and over again. Waring: It conains strong language and some nudity, but if you're one of the people who are offended by that, please see the above. Here's the link: Click Here
FUCK YEAH! Peace Out Muthafucka!

2005-09-07T11:10:00.000-07:00

First Day of School...*sigh*Today was my first day in High School. Coming from a school as small as my old school is a very durastic change. LHS is a huge place and is kinda scary, but hopefully in time I'll get used to it. I know a few people there but the place is so big that I only saw them once or twice. The work load is pretty large. I've only been there one day and I have four tests within the next week. I met a few cool people on the bus and I hope to get to know them better. Although today was a half day and we didn't have full classes, I pretty much got the feel of what the atmosphere is like. It's a little diffacult because most people already have friends from their middle schools and their clicks seem pretty tight. I hope to make more friends in the coming days and adapt to the whole thing. It's gonna be a tough four years.

2005-09-04T16:19:00.000-07:00

Green Day Concert
I just went to the Green Day concert at Gillette Stadium. I went with Botto. We got club seats which were awsome because we got to ride the escalader and there were personal bathrooms for our floor. There was good food and a ton of couches and TV's playing collage football. Plus we had a good view. But enough about that. Let's get to the actual concert.
A band I had never heard of called Against Me! opened and no one really payed attention to them. They were aiight. Then Jimmy Eat World came on and performed five or six songs including The Middle and their new hit song; Pain. They were very good.
Finally Green Day took the stage to a dramatic playing of the theme to 2001: A Space Odyssey. They opened with an outstanding performance of American Idiot. Other notable songs they performed are Wake Me Up When September Ends (Which was dedicated to the victims of Hurricane Katrina), Minority, Longview, Holiday, Brain Stew and Boulivard of Broken Dreams. They closed with a very appropriate performance of Good Riddance (Time of your Life). There were many good special effects including flamethrowers and other explosions. The concert ended with a beautiful display of fireworks that lasted at least two minutes. All in all, the concert was amazing and the highlight of my summer.

2005-09-04T15:52:00.000-07:00

Transporter 2
I Just saw the movie Transporter 2. It was awsome and in my opinion, better than the original. The acting wasn't incredible and the plot was a little familiar, but the action was so mind-blowing that it completly over took it. This movie is full of unbelievable stunts and is ridiculiously entertaining. I highly recomend it to anyone who's looking for a good time at the movies. 4 outta 5 *'s

2005-09-03T20:41:00.000-07:00

You Know You're From Massachusetts When...

The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow.

When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water.

You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.

You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.

You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit.

You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer.

You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks.

You know what they sell at a packie.

You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.

You can actually find your way around Boston.

Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday.

You know what First Night is.

You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus.

You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day.

You have never been to Cheers.

When the words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.

You knew that there was no chance in hell that the Pats would move to Hartford.

You have gone to at least one party at UMass.

The curse of the Bambino is taught in public schools.

You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.

You think Doug Flutie is the greatest athlete ever.

You remember exactly where you were when the ball rolled through Buckner's legs.

You pray for the Red Sox to win the World Series not this season, but in your lifetime.

You know how to make a frappe.

You know that "Big Dig" is also a kind of ice cream you can get at Brigham's.

You actually know how to merge from 6 lanes of traffic down to one.

You never go to "Cape Cod", you go "down the Cape".

You think that Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs and Derek Jeter are more evil than Whitey Bulger.

You went to Old Sturbridge Village, Plymouth Plantation, or both, on field trip in grammar school.

You're aware that there is a town, somewhere in Massachusetts, named Brimfield where they have the biggest outdoor antique market in the world.

You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day.

You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.

You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.

You know that Ludlow is 90% Portuguese and that Fall River is 90% Lebanese.

You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language.

You've called something "wicked pissa"

You have driven to either Rhode Island, New Hampshire or Vermont for a tattoo.

You see people like Steven Tyler (Aerosmith), Dicky Barret (The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones), and Evan Dando (The Lemonheads) in the local supermarket and it doesn't phase you.

You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater

Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)

Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at all times.

You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car...year round

You still try to order curly fries from Burger King

You order iced coffee in January

You know what candlepin bowling is

You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax

You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.

You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop

You know what a "regular" coffee is

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts.

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2005-09-03T20:35:00.000-07:00

You Will Die at Age 76

76

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...

And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

2005-09-03T20:33:00.000-07:00

You Are A Little Honest

Sometimes you do the right thing, but not often

You prefer to look out for yourself most of the time

But sometimes honesty does get the better of you

Here's hoping you answered this quiz honestly

How Honest Are You?

2005-09-03T20:12:00.000-07:00

You Are 30% Weird

Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.

How Weird Are You?