Johnney Fucking Damon
Johnny Damon is officially the biggest douche bag on this planet. The Red Sox offered him a 4 year $40 million contract (10 million per year). The Yankees offered him a 4 year $52 Million contract (13 million per year). Those 3 million per year he never would have noticed wasnt there if it was taken away. Oh, so now he can have gold plated toilet seats rather than the silver plated ones he would have been forced to have if he had signed with the Red Sox. You may say 'Michael, 3 million dollars per year is a ton of money'. Well not if ur making 10 addition million per year! Johnny Damon is an asshole, and this all goes to show that he was never truly part of the Red Sox. He was just playing for the money and that's all that matters to him.
p.s. Now that he's a Yankee, hes not allowed to have long or facial hair. Why? Cuz it's a rule in the yankee organization. It all adds to show how fucking gay the Yankees are. Say goodbye to the Jesus look and all of Damon for that matter.