TURKEY DAY! (not as in the Turks from Turkey, fuck those Armenian slaughtering mutherfucking cock smokers.) anywhoo, today I stuffed my face first with ouderves, then w/ turkey, stuffing, rice, pecan rolls, sweet potatoes, etc, then with dessert, the best apple pie in the world, made by the best cook in the world (my Grandma), with Frech Vanella ice cream. Then I watched FOOTBALL!!! Food, Football, add a couple strippers, and id be in heaven :)