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Wednesday, October 26, 2005





The Boondock Saints
The Boondock Saints is a lesser known movie than most, but I have absoutley no idea why. This movie is incredible and one of my top five favorite movies of all time. It's a bit Tarantino-esque. It has really no big stars except for Willem Dafoe (Norman Ozbourne/ Green Goblin - Spider-Man). He isn't the main character though. Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus star as two highly religious Irish men who believe they're on a mission from God. They decide to track down all the low life's and mafia members and criminals in South Boston (Yeah, that's right. It's filmed in Boston), and fuckin shoot the shit outta them. An FBI agent (Dafoe) is on their trail. But he believes what they do is right. He has to make a decision on weather he wants kill them...or join them. David Della Rocco co-stars. You havn't heard of him because this is the only movie he has ever been in. Not sure why. He doesn't act like a rookie. He acts like a pro. It also co-stars Billy Connolly (Series of Unfortunate Events), and Ron Jeremy (yeah that's right, the porn star). Don't worry though. He doesnt fuck anyone(exept himself once, but it isnt that graphic). I love the quotes from this film. Some of my favorites are:
Rocco: (on the Italin Mafia if I remember correctly)"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it."
Murphy: We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
Rocco: "Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!"
Rocco: "Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...FUCK!" Connor: "Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "
Connor & Murphy: "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...
[they cock their guns]
: ...et spiritus sancti."
[blam]

***** outta *****
five outta five stars....easily
Trailer can be found HERE

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